ruinedchildhood
sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

parkingstrange
fahrlightloki:

thebirdsstillsing:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlightloki:

fahrlight:

jimthewebspinner:

fahrlight:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

fahrlight:

This was after he kneeled before me (no kidding).Story of my awesome day follows soon, and it’s a looong story.




HE KNEELED BEFORE YOU?
JESUS FUCKING SHIT FUCK, TOM.
SOMEONE FIND THAT MAN A DOM.



*cough, cough*

how can this have like 23.000 reblogs?!? HOW?! Thank you so much guys!
by the way, there’s a video now! 

Anyone got any more pictures or videos of this little moment!?

it got better!


thank you ALL for reblogging this baby!

Sorry guys, but my anemia bothers me so much, I need to push my ego a little. XD


OH MY GOD HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION REBLOGS
TOM FUCKING HIDDLESTON, THE DUDE THAT ACTUALLY PLAYS LOKI, FUCKING KNEELED BEFORE A LOKI COSPLAYER AND HOLY FUCK
This is probably one of the greatest things I have ever seen in the entire week.

He is just so kind!;_;

fahrlightloki:

thebirdsstillsing:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlight:

fahrlightloki:

fahrlight:

jimthewebspinner:

fahrlight:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

fahrlight:

This was after he kneeled before me (no kidding).

Story of my awesome day follows soon, and it’s a looong story.

HE KNEELED BEFORE YOU?

JESUS FUCKING SHIT FUCK, TOM.

SOMEONE FIND THAT MAN A DOM.

*cough, cough*

how can this have like 23.000 reblogs?!? HOW?! Thank you so much guys!

by the way, there’s a video now! 

Anyone got any more pictures or videos of this little moment!?

it got better!

thank you ALL for reblogging this baby!

Sorry guys, but my anemia bothers me so much, I need to push my ego a little. XD

OH MY GOD HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE A MILLION REBLOGS

TOM FUCKING HIDDLESTON, THE DUDE THAT ACTUALLY PLAYS LOKI, FUCKING KNEELED BEFORE A LOKI COSPLAYER AND HOLY FUCK

This is probably one of the greatest things I have ever seen in the entire week.

He is just so kind!;_;