I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
i’d say this is a very effective message
"Underneath the footprints it says “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” in clear UV-reactive ink"
The Harry Potter geek in me just freaked out.
Orange is the New Black is a weird show. I don’t see what everybody’s talking about.
being 20+ on tumblr
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
#wcw 😘 #donthatetheplayerhatethegame #killinit #selfiegametoostrong #toomuchswagondeck
Visited our mum at work today and we got to climb in a giant donut! 🍩 We couldn’t eat it though 😒 #NationalDogDay (at Google)
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month